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  10.04.08 | Permalink | 1 Comment

  My Fellow Americans (and foreign people who speak English),

  It has come to my attention that we have been misled and bamboozled.  We trusted the people in charge of our money, and unwittingly took on thousands of dollars in bad loans.  Our return for this investment was promised to be boundless.  Instead, it turns out that we will be hopelessly shackled with debt for the rest of our lives.

  No, I don’t mean the national debt.  I don’t mean the mortgage-backed securities crisis that is currently imploding our national credit markets.  I speak, of course, of the crisis to our nation’s most valuable commodity:

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